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Austin,16,
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shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

i do at least 1 sit up from waking up every morning where are my rock hard abs

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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stopthinkingandliv:

*dies of alcohol poisoning*

zac-afron:

ugh benedict cumberbatch is so hot

terrakion:

i love being naked but i hate how i look naked

ex-wife:

literally the same character how did they get away with this

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
- Tati-Ana Mercedes (via timid)

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

keogdh:

im laughin so hard ill never grow up

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]