at a horror moviebf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
reblog if you are nothing but a conceptual web art piece
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
Thanks for noticing
*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*
the only thing my fingers will be touching tonight is the bible
Iggy Azelea is such a good mom.
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night